Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.

Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.

by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021

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goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

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groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

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to spoon the goose

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

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Goose Clique

The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.

Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!

Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?

Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*

by cos the best June 12, 2020

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