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Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.
Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo
by MooGoofer May 19, 2024
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goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.
Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.
by apollem September 14, 2023
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Goof

by Taverous December 3, 2019
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rat goof bitch

A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass
Everyone found out that Stan was just a rat goof bitch and stopped beimg his friend
by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024
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Intergalactic Goof

What you call someone who:

defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012
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goof and a fuck

someone who you laugh at not with. they usually are men. most likely can’t grow facial hair. you know if you know 😉
that guy was such a goof and a fuck
by saglizdon June 27, 2025
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goof

a short, skinny, girl with a cute face. usually listening too things like suicide boys, zillakami, lil darkie etc.
by pajamazzzzzz July 17, 2022
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