Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.
by BradTheImpaler December 15, 2015
by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009
by SlaveMaster6996 January 13, 2022
Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
by dongjohnson October 10, 2015
Big boogers that you want to keep because you couldn't believe you just picked them from your own nose.
by d.money February 10, 2004
"That kid is a Butt Goblin"
by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 03, 2006
An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.
Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
by TheUncharismaticBard November 29, 2021