Goalgasm

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.

I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.

by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

Goalkeeper

A goalie is someone who saves the ass of their team day in and day out , but gets shit after missing 1 goal

Our Goalkeeper sucks

by Bryan Salazar April 19, 2018

Darts Goalie

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

set your goals

the most amazing punk band

set your goals is the best punk band

by ryan gore January 7, 2009

Goalie

The guy in your office that can't score and makes damn sure you dont either.

Spence is a goalie everytime we go out.

by Dani Tristan September 19, 2005

pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006

pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006