A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.
Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
Get the Golden Giraffemug. Tree Hugger from Africa.
by Joe Maxwell October 7, 2006
Get the giraffe lovermug. What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
Get the Giraffe balloonmug. Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better
Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.
by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009
Get the Space Giraffemug. Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
Get the Jon Link fucked a giraffemug. by a paeson November 23, 2021
Get the Theme Park Giraffemug. by zlw04 January 21, 2019
Get the giraffemug.