goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

Goose bulbs

When someone lights up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave be goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

by Kylo12 June 6, 2016

to spoon the goose

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

triple goose

Puffy jacket that is worn by mostly ghetto blacks because they could hide guns and stolen loot in it without being detected..

'Niggas wasn't shit without a triple goose or a dokey rope.' Cellski

by gangstah Dan December 11, 2013

Goose guts

Thick, chunky splooge resulting from several days to a week of not ejaculating.

Gina was surprised when I coated her face with goose guts.

Johnnys girlfriend just got off her period, so she will be getting the goose guts tonight.

Loosing a stream of goose guts feels great!

by The Sloan Ranger May 16, 2017

Goose Clique

The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.

Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!

Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?

Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*

by cos the best June 12, 2020