Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

by zguy September 26, 2009

Cheek Fucking

The act of pushing the butt cheeks together and having sex with them without penetration. (must have a descent ass)

"She said she wasn't down for anal so I just pushed that ghetto booty together and went to town Cheek Fucking her."

by J G van Gass August 2, 2008

fucking off

A phrase you use to say to someone that you're leaving. Commonly used in the South of London.

Jack: Alright mate, I'm fucking off now. I'll see you later.

by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

by saintstax March 1, 2019

God Fucking Damn It

The exclamation you say when you are extremely angry, frustrated, or both.

What you say when you really want something, but do not know how to get it. It is rather frustrating if you have never had this feeling.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! How do I solve this math problem?!?!?!?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Charlie bit me!!!

by Tom1792 May 9, 2011

Let's Fucking Go!

A rallying cry used before prolonged substance abuse.

'It's the weekend!' Jean exclaimed, 'Let's Fucking Go!" he howled before engaging in prolonged, egregious substance abuse.

by lyricalenthusiast June 11, 2014

whoop-dee-fucking-doo

A variation of whoopdeedoo, except a lot more harsh and sarcastic. When someone says something that has no point whatsoever use this word. This word is pronouced the way it is written.

"I have a dollar" says Vincent
"Whoop-dee-fucking-doo" says Patrick

by Pateb Serasleb May 18, 2004