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Dora the fucken explorer 

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible
When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

The Great Fuckening 

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.
Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.
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What the hap is fuckening 

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

The cluster fuckening

When you have had multiple great days without issue and like the fuckening feel like something is bound to go wrong except that it doesn't for a few days and the fucking energy builds up to turn a minor inconvenience into a major inconvenience
(said during said not so minor inconvenience happens) "Behold, the cluster fuckening"