two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

fisting music

aah yes its about time I covered this topic, it's long overdue. If you have the right music playing while fisting it helps to create the ambience so that you can bask in the ambience and enter a fruitfull slumber. The music must have sensual tones and a good beat, I will give you a list of some fine fisting music:

mylo-drop the pressure
mylo-valley of the dolls
yello-oh yeah
armand van helden-my my my
bubba sparxxx ft. ying yang twins-ms new booty
dave dobbyn and the herbs-slice of heaven
muse-bliss
black eyed peas-my humps
infusion-love and imitation
aphex twin-window licker
naughty boy-phat beach
soul of man-acid punch(krafty kuts remix)
tv rock ft. seany b-flaunt it
paul van dyk-time of our lives
darren tate-prayer for a god(elevation)
stanton warriors-da antidote
azzido da bass-dooms night

I must note that only the mylo version of drop the pressure should be used, NOT the miami sound version, that is just pure crap and a disgrace to the original. The stanton warriors version is ok and would suffice.
If anyone can think of anymore, feel free to add!

once the fisting music is turned on we can bask in the ambience and enter a fruitfull slumber!
keep fisten! ooooohhhh yeah!

by aussie_fister September 8, 2006

dry fisting

Fisting/fist fucking without any lubricant. Instead, the fist is pushed in with great force and at a pain to the recieving party.

Dyke-o-bitch needs some dry fisting...

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009

Anal Fishing

When a male and female (or male and male) have anal sex, the male puts a hook on his penis and 'fishes' in the anus for feces.

Jill and Sam enjoy anal fishing.

by the wild betchhhhhh July 25, 2014

Fisting

The act of inserting one and/or two hand into the vagina/rectum in a woman or in the case of a man, one and/or two hand in the rectum. This is a process that requires extremely sensitive care and a whole lot of lubricate. It is also a process that is not only popular among gays as many had pointed out. It has been perform by women and men: homosexual, straight, or otherwise. Though the word "popular" isn't something that can be thrown out and about. There are many form in which fisting can be done. Highlight: Take your time. Rushing, jamming, pushing, violating, uppercutting, sticking it up there, shoving, throwing, ramming, jabbing and anything of the like without preparation is extremely painful. Never mind that, it's never pleasant when something like that is done.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling of being stretch internally but Pat was careful in fisting Angel, got to do his kink, and Angel benefits from it.

by hgoamyo October 19, 2008