human fecal matter

Shit from humans

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.

by gogojohnny April 24, 2022

fecal wrinkle sprinkle

a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.

man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.

by sickone April 18, 2004

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010

Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011

macro fecal cephalon

My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!

Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.

by Chief Running Hook April 1, 2021

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.

"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

by Ronman6449 August 20, 2013