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Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.
“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”
by Cacaree July 18, 2023
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Feather

A pair of feathers is in my desk
by Kam99 May 14, 2022
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Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.
by Not xhxu June 26, 2021
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White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.
Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.
by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024
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Feather

Feather (Noun) The name of a woman that is very intelictly strong and physically fit. She is a woman that has high integrity and will do the right thing no matter what, even if it doesn't suit you or your beliefs. She can hold her own and is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She is a good friend and extremely good lover. She is bold and she is a great story telller of her time. She is proud of her name and knows she is named after the most powerful spiritual gift, tool, native medicine one can begotten. So powerful the government even made it illegal for just anyone to possess. She is a free sprit by nature and has love for all things. She will protect her family and friends against all odds including Laggers (Men who are part Lion & Tiger) mixed together makes for a Lazy Fat Hairy Man with no morals or standards. These people have no chance at winning against Feather. She is the type of woman that is not afraid to shoot!
"I want to be just like Feather." "Feather is Wendi's best friend."
by feathershark March 27, 2025
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To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.
No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.
by GJ id9 October 4, 2018
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porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.
Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic
by Porgthis April 21, 2018
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