Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.

-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*

by BOI399 April 4, 2018

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.

Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.

by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021

porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.

Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic

by Porgthis April 21, 2018

Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.

I woke up covered in jizz feathers.

by Not xhxu June 26, 2021

Feathered

Getting shin-bashed in the dickbag.

Get feathered fuckface

by Cummy calvin July 16, 2021

Feather

Feather (Noun) The name of a woman that is very intelictly strong and physically fit. She is a woman that has high integrity and will do the right thing no matter what, even if it doesn't suit you or your beliefs. She can hold her own and is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She is a good friend and extremely good lover. She is bold and she is a great story telller of her time. She is proud of her name and knows she is named after the most powerful spiritual gift, tool, native medicine one can begotten. So powerful the government even made it illegal for just anyone to possess. She is a free sprit by nature and has love for all things. She will protect her family and friends against all odds including Laggers (Men who are part Lion & Tiger) mixed together makes for a Lazy Fat Hairy Man with no morals or standards. These people have no chance at winning against Feather. She is the type of woman that is not afraid to shoot!

"I want to be just like Feather." "Feather is Wendi's best friend."

by feathershark March 27, 2025