Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

faux-sympathy

are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief

Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend

by Kingender September 30, 2021

Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same

"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."

by Sizzilian December 11, 2011

faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.

A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.

by hannelskarhann November 29, 2009

faux-clectic

A person that is trying to appear eclectic in their fashion, social, pop culture, musical or other choices, but in practice has simply adopted a common behavior that serves as an archetype or stereotype of a true eclectic. See as reference most hipsters.

That group of girls with their chokers and peasant skirts riding those bikes to the coffee shop are so faux-clectic.

by thecreatorofwords77 August 15, 2017