faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.

A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.

by hannelskarhann November 29, 2009

faux Freddie

A fake Freddie Mercury. Some wannabee who thinks they are the next Freddie Mercury just because they can cover a Queen song or two.

Damn, that boy wishes he could sing as good as Freddie Mercury but he's just another faux Freddie.

by fourteengauge May 30, 2009

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 9, 2009

Faux Sleek

(Apologies, I spelt this wrong in the first submission)

Faux Sleek is where an object gives off the appearance of being capable of high quality performance, however this is just a visual appearance. The object's performance does not match it's design.

*A slender redesigned train arrives at the station in Brisbane

Person 1: Check out the shape of that train. I bet it moves super fast!
Person 2: Nah dude, that's faux sleek.

by Wierchum March 3, 2021

Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010