faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.

A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.

by hannelskarhann November 29, 2009

faux-litical

adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.

The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!

by th3giv3r June 4, 2016

Faux-booker

Somebody who does not have a Facebook account yet still uses Facebook through a friend or significant other.

Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.

Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?

Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.

Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.

by RoRo in SoFla June 25, 2012

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same

"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."

by Sizzilian December 11, 2011

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020