Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018

chemical farmer

A person who makes meth

Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer

by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017

star farmer

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.

That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.

by katie tran August 17, 2004

thirst farmer

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.

Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!

by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).

Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.

by Asmodyus January 12, 2014

tray farmer

someone who looks for cigarettes or roaches in the ashtray. extreme tray farmers may roll their own smokes made from cigarette butts. aka snipe hunter

me: "let me bum a smoke"

brent: "we smoked em all. go find some butts."

me: "tray farmer"

by dubious1 December 31, 2011

The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.

"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."

by Zvezdislav February 16, 2018