completely fair

An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.

1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.

2: #completelyfair

Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.

by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014

wanda fair

A really hott cheerleader!!!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

fair do's

used when u dont agree with somebody, but u cant b arsed arguing either.

-"alex the kidd would kick acid fairy's ass in a fight."

- "fair do's" (however really thinks wat a total fucknut)

by kelvin April 28, 2004

wanda fair

an ugly cunt

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Fair Lawn

Fair Lawn is a predominantly white town with a lot of russian jews. Of course there is diversity considering the town is right next to Paterson, but it's filled with white kids saying the n-word, kids riding their bike blasting rap music, and white washed black kids. The Fair Lawn Cutters are pretty bad as well, at least they get an A for effort...actually more like a C.d

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Fair Lawn
Person 1: Happy Hanukkah!
Person 2: How did you know I was jewish?

by antanasay iegoday March 11, 2022

fair enuf

When a guy is playing into a girl to get sex.

while I'm at the supermarket you're gonna have to clean the house. "fair enuf"

by quickdubz October 6, 2020

fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011