by Cedric Cyrus June 30, 2021
Get the failuremug. by kat_guy November 28, 2022
Get the failuremug. What happens when you've lost your job...marriage...start up. Days of eating junk food, drinking alcohol, and forgetting to clean (anything).
I stopped by Phil's and he was still so broken up about losing his job he was lost in a pile of failure filth.
by XYZF May 12, 2016
Get the failure filthmug. Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016
Get the catastrophic raid failuremug. 
by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020
Get the toilet failuremug. by uncut_cordiii March 8, 2023
Get the divine failuremug.