Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.

"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"

by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016

Yoga Fu

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.

Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .

by The Conjurer December 15, 2020

FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.

Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.

by mememememememememe August 17, 2021

fu k

When you try to type fuck but click the space bar and say fu k

Mark: Fu k
John: did you say fu k what the fu k
Mark:...

John:...

by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021

FU-pas

noun:

A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas

Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!

by fabulogue April 13, 2023

Ai-Fu

Ai-Fu is the ability to find any answer or solution to anything by means of using Artificial Intelligence or Ai.

See the term google-fu for context

That OpenAi ChatGPT model is so advanced, we should forget about being good at Google-Fu and start mastering Ai-Fu.

by OscarG13 December 13, 2022

scum-fu

Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.

Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!

by scum-fu January 2, 2023