completely fair

An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.

1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.

2: #completelyfair

Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.

by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014

wanda fair

A really hott cheerleader!!!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

fair do's

used when u dont agree with somebody, but u cant b arsed arguing either.

-"alex the kidd would kick acid fairy's ass in a fight."

- "fair do's" (however really thinks wat a total fucknut)

by kelvin April 28, 2004

wanda fair

an ugly cunt

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Fair Lawn

Fair Lawn is a predominantly white town with a lot of russian jews. Of course there is diversity considering the town is right next to Paterson, but it's filled with white kids saying the n-word, kids riding their bike blasting rap music, and white washed black kids. The Fair Lawn Cutters are pretty bad as well, at least they get an A for effort...actually more like a C.d

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Fair Lawn
Person 1: Happy Hanukkah!
Person 2: How did you know I was jewish?

by antanasay iegoday March 11, 2022

Dick Faires

A Enchanted Male that impersonates himself as someone your dating or married to and sends naked photos/videos to someone with out them knowing.... to get the person in trouble

Woman Says: Who sent that photo of your dick??
Man Says: I dnt know baby it wasnt me!!!
Woman Says: I Guess it was the dick faires sending all those pictures??
Man Says: Yea Baby it wasnt me!!!

by ShaNeeko October 4, 2011

fair enuf

When a guy is playing into a girl to get sex.

while I'm at the supermarket you're gonna have to clean the house. "fair enuf"

by quickdubz October 6, 2020