To experience intensified emotions that include love, need, and wanting close physical contact to satisfy those feelings. Noticeably different then plain lust and attraction. If you indulge in these emotions, without the physical contact or returned love, you will eventually feel empty.
Completely engulfed in her daydreams, she had an emotional orgasm. It felt amaztastic, until reality hit her and she realized she was still alone.
by lolicakes April 04, 2011
Emotional moobs are moobs caused by a hormonal imbalance in the body due to emotional instability, usually from a traumatic event in early childhood but occasionally later in life. Emotional moobs can be easily confused with Fat Guy Moobs (or FGM) due to their similar disgusting, sweaty appearance.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
Dave: My emotional moobs keep lactating everywhere.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
by MoobMilk August 29, 2011
by scrublord3000 April 22, 2015
by mshorny101 May 27, 2020
Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.
Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.
Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.
Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.
by Weld4cash October 07, 2018
A person who does not know how to be alone and that is why they are always in a relationship. A promiscuous person with emotions, who falls in love every day. Each of your relationships is the final one, even if you have just met your partner.
Someone like Ted Mosby.
Someone like Ted Mosby.
-He told me I love you on the first date. Must be a emotional Whore.
-It's his fifth everlasting love this month, it's an emotional whore
-It's his fifth everlasting love this month, it's an emotional whore
by Isma J August 20, 2021
When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.
by Cjs07r April 10, 2016