Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022

Drunken Rosé-cha

when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.

“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”

by Ecinreb February 9, 2021

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009