drooping

Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

by Jdoggay October 1, 2012

stoop & droop

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...

(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!

by Da B@T February 8, 2009

doops

somebody who is a complete and utter idiot, and is somewhat retarded in many ways

plural: doopie

oi john, why be a fucking doops all your life and pass me the ketchup

golly gosh, why do u always have to be such a doops martha

mary ann kimberland called ross springfield a doopie for stealing her egg roll

by John_28 December 31, 2008

gum drops

perverted midgets trying to get sumthing from 3 year old children that go to the zoo with there mommys and daddys trying to have a good time. Well let me tell u sumthing it was the midgets that in the end had the good time. "Once they come to my neverland house they aint never wanna come back, i meen go back.

look at those midget gum drops with the catch of the day.

by sam March 20, 2007

nose drops

drugs; narcotics etc.

The cops found nose drops in the basement.

by Blue/Azul October 29, 2006

droose

1. alcohol
2. being drunk droosed
3. superhero drooseman
4. a drunken moose

1. lets go get the droose!
2. man, im droosed
3. nee-wah! wheres drooseman when ya need him?
4. silly droose, that wasnt water!

by kaliedoscope August 28, 2007

Giggle Drops

When you kneel down behind someone, and they fart directly in your face while you open your mouth and inhale the toxic gas. The exhale, is known as Giggle Drops.

Hey Man, would you mind hooking me up with some giggle drops? I've been on the jones all day!

by The Giggler Drop February 4, 2009