donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017

Shit Donkey

A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.

Kellen: Come back here you shit donkey
Jimbow: K

by DomEatsToblerone January 14, 2022

donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

by Faer November 15, 2004

donkey bitch ass

Always is a problem and wins against Dashie in Mario kart 8.

Donkey bitch ass just passed dashie for first place!

by dashie number one May 17, 2016

Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.

I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!

by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010

clunge donkey

a male slut, total pimp who has no care for women's feelings. also lacks in the intelligence area.

Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!

by SuperGasseddd February 27, 2011