brain diarrhea

getting brain farts to the point of exhaustion.

I've been having brain farts so often this past week, its starting to feel like brain diarrhea...

This brain diarrhea is really affecting my semester's grade.

by David Fate February 5, 2009

Intellectual Diarrhoea

Complete nonsense spouted so fluently that the untrained might think it means something so clever they just don't understand it

I am a master of intellectual diarrhoea

Example of Intellectual Diarrhoea: "Even the greatest piece of art could possibly do with a little tweaking here and there" .... completely meaningless but looks like it MIGHT be intellectual

by LeeJP77 December 8, 2011

lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008

Stage Four Diarrhea

The most aggressive stage of diarrhea. This can be achieved by a small percentage of people worldwide after reportedly consuming large amounts of sugar and low quality food in a short time period.

10 year old Eric Cartman from South Park, Colorado suffered from stage four diarrhea after consuming large amounts of Double Dew and fast food.

by mkolesar69 December 2, 2013

Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

Mental Diarrhea

To spill out any thoughtless, boorish, insensitive, indiscrete, or brainless crap that comes to mind without being able to exert any control, restraint, forethought or prudence. To talk out of one's ass.

Sorry for what I said about your wife's booty at the meeting this morning, man. I don't know what I was thinking. I must have had an episode of mental diarrhea.

by SirOreo December 27, 2014

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrheal accidents.

The Diarrhea Song:

When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010