The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug. He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.
Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
by JJKB5 August 13, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Someone who is very passionate in strategy, also someone who is very loving but when it comes to certain things he can lose temper very easily
David is my friend
by USAPresident May 25, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by erix123 January 18, 2020
Get the Davidmug. davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
by glizzy squad November 8, 2022
Get the davidmug. by Onllllll May 5, 2019
Get the Davidmug.