David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS

He never Dishonored his fammery,he's a David.
He got nominated for best Asian,he's David

by Schmoebro May 9, 2018

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.

Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)

by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019

David

a nigga that beats his dick every day

your such a david

by jsvremm November 21, 2021

David

David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.

Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock

by Terra Reko November 2, 2021

David

Is a tree :)

Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever

by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021