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David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.
I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon
by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022
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David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
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David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David
by Dav012 July 26, 2019
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David

Thinks beans are still funny.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020
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David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.
-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!
by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018
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David

A fucking twat.

But can be a good friend
David.
Is.
TWAN’S.
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