Darren

Darren , type of man who drinks beer at in abnormally slow rate

He pulled a Darren last night , it took him three hrs to finish one beer

by Montybrooklyn123 April 22, 2025

Darren Schmidt

I made him up

Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up

by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

darren

one of the prettiest boys. Ethereal eyes and tall genes seem to follow them.

1) wow hes beautiful

2) yea, hes darren

by ExtraJuicyBox September 15, 2022

Darren

short.

Omg he’s Darren-sized.

by DarrenLover3000 November 28, 2020

Darren

A Darren is almost definitely a black guy.

Darrens are allowed to use the N-word and their favourite things to do are eating fried chicken, looking at fortnite skins and going "GYATT" as well as following to buy 13k vbucks.

Yo is that Darren? He's skinny as fuck

by rin_rin_banana_phone January 25, 2024

Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.

Nobody is on the level of Darren Spreadbury.

by KVDT17 July 29, 2021