demoticon

When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.

A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.

Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?

Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.

demoticon demoticonned demoticunning emoticon demote conned

by bookkake January 30, 2016

Deponte

A depressing sexual drought. A long and horrific amount of time without sexual contact.

I gotta go out and meet some new people so I can't bust out of this Deponte. No love slump born again virgin round peg square hole chastity dry spell no action Jackson hands on relationship

by The Monster Truck October 4, 2016

Demottie

Nice personality sexy huge dick and crazy over his female and also freaky in bed talks freaky

Wow Demottie!!

by EARL grey 347@me January 7, 2017

denoth

A person usually with glasses he is very good at maths and is very quick

Woah are u friends with Denoth he is very good at maths

by I like Luis February 6, 2017

DePoG

Defensive Player of the Game. Typically used in little league baseball to motivate defensive play.

That play is DePoG worthy.

by dozerthecat June 15, 2017

dapotus

Acronym for Dumb Arse President of the United States.

Good grief DAPOTUS has done it again on Twitter. I thought DAPOTUS had the best words but these are nonsense.

by truth4you June 26, 2017

deporn

avoid porn or not to watch or encourage pornographic contents.

It's time to deporn and do some good.

by malji July 31, 2017