Dang Diddly Darn it

The most whitest and country way to say “oh shoot”. Can be used angrily or in a joking matter depending on tone.

I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Dang diddly darn it!

by Horton_Hears_A_Who November 7, 2019

ring dang doodle

A bastardization of wang dang doodle the blues song. Could be easily be used as a euphemism for "booty-call on my damn dick".

I'm gonna ring dang doodle sally tonight I think

by juanxpicante November 30, 2021

Wang dang du?

A question I ask my kids after flicking their ear when they are not listening and meaning "what are you going to do about it?"

Hey Billy.... Billy... BILLY... *flick* (Billy turns with startled, sometimes irritated, expression.)

(Dad with arms out, palms up) Wang dang du, Billy? Wang dang du?

by Big Mean Pappa Bear June 8, 2013

Leong Dik Dang

Long Duk Dong's super-well-endowed cousin, who sports 5 rock-hard inches of Massive Malaysian Man Meat (MMMM), fully twice the Asian average of 2.5 inches.

Once you've went Leong Leong Dik Dang, you'll sing a new seong.

by Leong Dik Dang January 15, 2020

Hang on a dang noodle

Another better way of saying “wait a second”

“ when was the work due? Shit - hang on a dang noodle...”

“Oo oo hang on a dang noodle I have a great idea!”

by CodeGrack November 17, 2021

dang that's methed up

When witnessing an act that could only be committed by someone who has not slept in as many days as they have left teeth.

"Did you here Tom's mom asking to suck me off for money"

"No I didn't, dang that's methed up"

by gisimisim December 22, 2008

pretty dang snazzy

cool ,awesome, saweeet amazingly radd ya know

Tyler is pretty dang snazzy

by TylerRocksMySOcksOFF May 25, 2008