The art of holding both arms in one direction, primarily to the sides, and pretending to sneeze into your arm.
by Captain Clorox July 24, 2016
Get the dabmug. 
When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
"Why are you wiping instead of shaking? Oh. Wait. Is that an optimistic dab? How cute."
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
by twittish July 10, 2009
Get the optimistic dabmug. To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.
by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018
Get the dab the tipmug. by rokka3 February 26, 2022
Get the cheese dabmug. the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!
by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018
Get the micro dabmug. Dab oil is the extract of the chemical in maryjane call THC. First you heat up a quartz banger and you drop the dab on it. You proceed to hit the bong. After exhale you should be shmacked depending on tolerance.
Fiend: Hey man (twitches) you got any-any dab oil? This bunk weed ain’t doing shit.
Stoner: nah man go buy your own dank. Your fault for buying mids.
Stoner: nah man go buy your own dank. Your fault for buying mids.
by Dent tail June 14, 2019
Get the Dab oilmug.