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Katie Couric

Noun. One who incrementally improves another's already superior performance by virtue of their own highly competitive, however slightly inferior performance.
Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby: Wow. chuckles I feel like I'm in Highlander.
by oopete19 July 16, 2007
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couric

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.
Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.
by BrentinKC October 27, 2007
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Tribe Curious

Much like the term "bi-curious," except the term is rooted in South American native tribes where young boys suck the tribal elder's cocks as a means of becoming a man. Most likely these boys are heterosexual, but the culture is set up so that they have no problem sucking down another man's semen. In fact, this semen supposedly holds a sort of "life-force" that is only to be kept amongst other men. In these tribes, women only get to receive the sweet, illusive semen if the couple is attempting to procreate. If not, sorry ladies!!! Dudes only!!!
1: Hey Flies with Eagles, are you thinking about taking down Chief Crouching Bear's cum pretty soon?
2: Fuck yeah, after all, that's the only way to becoming a man...
3: But you like women, so doesn't that make you bi-curious?
4: No dumbass, I have to do it. That just makes me tribe curious.
by Strimerino July 27, 2007
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cypridophobia

an intense fear of prostitutes and of contracting a sexually-transmitted-disease
fancy goin to a brothel? no dude, i got cypridophobia!
by PlasticScemoWhore June 26, 2010
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Curious George

The pleasure moment when your wife decides to stop by the down low area without warning. Typically occurs when least expected and always ends in conscious turmoil.
"Sharon and I were not getting along the whole day, yet to my surprise she gave me one hell of a Curious George!"
by The dozer with a 'tude December 30, 2012
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Caurilyn

An absolutely amazing girl who is the best friend anyone could ask for!
She is sweet, funny, and amazing to hang out with!
She can always make anyone laugh!
She is also stunning!
Anyone who is her friend should feel so lucky!!
I want to date a girl like Caurilyn!
by Robot_hell May 18, 2011
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cybriety

Being off the internet cold turkey for more than a day.
"Where's Jimmy? He's not replying to my FB message?

He's camping in the woods, practicing cybriety....no signal for 3 days.

Dayyyyuuuuuummm...
by Arty Hardy April 26, 2016
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