cumpassionate

adj. having strong desire to feel, see, smell and/or taste semen. usually associated with promiscuous girls, but not always.

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2008

cumplotion

A cumplotion is a very rare sexual experience that occur when a man and a woman reach orgasm at the same time.

sex with wande last night was amazing because we had a cumplotion.

by rudolph1234 November 10, 2010

Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.

"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018

by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018

cumplode

A short-hand version for, "shooting your load." It literally means, exploding with cum. Cumplode!!

Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Bill: My dick.
Joe: Nice.
Bill: Let's cumplode!
Joe: Hott!
*cumplode*

by mellamojd May 20, 2009

cumpire

A being of either genders that attacks you ball sack, sinks their teeth in and slurps the delicious bounty.... before/during/after a blow job..

Scott Barry: Damn...my sack is killing me from lasts night date.
John McKinley: What the hell happened last night and why is your crotch bloody?
Scott B: Damnit...I knew it...that bitch was a cumpire...AND I LIKE IT!!!!
Mark Byers: Yeah!!!!

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.

Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.

by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011

Cumpunch

1. To Brutally Assult someone using a single attack to their face with a closed fist.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.

1. Woah! after Dan told Kaitlin she was p.m.s'ing she cumpuched him.
2. Kaitlin:Dan why did u cumpunch me
Dan: 'Cause u a Stupid Ho.

by Eric Hamm September 22, 2008