Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

coolest cucumber

Illest person ever.

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.

by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

Cucumber fencing

Cucumber fencing is when two men have sex without penetration.

Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.

David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!

Michael: I guess we can do that

by Nick Jackelson April 01, 2014

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.

Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.

by The bow seat November 30, 2017

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 27, 2018