crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 09, 2023

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

Crooked rular

Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay

Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?

No im fully straight

You're a crooked rular

by Fluffy'n'feathery February 20, 2024

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 March 22, 2018

Crooked

When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)

Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?

by crooked.frog February 23, 2021

Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls

Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works

by AndrewIsCoolio January 11, 2019

Crook

Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)

by jay parker November 26, 2022