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Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.
God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.
by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017
mugGet the Yard crabmug.

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.
Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce
by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018
mugGet the Crab saucemug.

crab mcgrawl

A mix between a crab Rangoon and Tim McGrawl
After years of experience Austin was Finally able to achieve crab mcgrawl
by Slaalb May 10, 2016
mugGet the crab mcgrawlmug.

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.
The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.
by nodistortion March 14, 2022
mugGet the Crab pottingmug.

Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023
mugGet the Hat on a crabmug.

The krusty crab

A place where you go to in the bakini bottom to eat a nice burger cooked by SpongeBob
Hey plankton let's go get a Krabby Patty at the krusty crab
by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019
mugGet the The krusty crabmug.

Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!
by AC MCMR September 12, 2017
mugGet the Crab pandamug.

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