Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

Dashboard Confessional

A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.

by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 28, 2007

Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009

Grilla convention

1. A word typically used to describe boss shit
2. A convention center full of bosses with samurai swords, typically trading and discussing the latest psychedellic chemicals. Admission is typically free.

We HITTIN UP THAT GRILLA CONVENTION FREE ADMISSION. LITTLE JOHNNY GOT CALLED UP (JUST KIDDING SHIT AINT FUNNY)/

2. DEEM ME UP SCOTTY WE AT THE GRILLA CONVENTION

3. "
"yo how much are tix to the convention?"
"SHITS A GRILLA CONVENTION FREE ADMISSION"

by don grill a kano May 12, 2009

cunt nugget convention

At work during a shitty time you are part of a cunt nugget convention with VIP tickets and you can’t leave

I’m part of a cunt nugget convention that’s not in Vegas, help me leave

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 23, 2020

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017

Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004