Kissing-Sex Corollary

The principle that a direct correlation exists between a person's kissing ability and sexual ability. E.g., the better a kisser someone is, the better a lover he or she will be.

I knew he'd be good in bed because he's such a great kisser, the Kissing-Sex Corollary must be true!

by LavenderRox January 27, 2010

Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

girth control

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007

cuntroll

The act of controlling your ho.

Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.

Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.

by bamofo69 August 4, 2010

zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

Controllerfuck

When you use the tip of the xbox controller to fuck yourself. Also can be done by a N64 controller. Used by gamer girls.

Ex. 1: Dude, did you see my GF controllerfucking with my xbox controller?
Ex. 2: Controllerfucking myself makes me wanna get more kills.
Ex. 3: Great, now I have to get more controllers because my wife keeps controllerfucking!

by Creepy_Guy_From_Wallmart September 6, 2016

Controlgasm

The act of when a man ejaculates in such a way that he controls the flight of his ejaculate.

I was masturbating at home and didn't want to clean up so I had a controlgasm.

by Your drunk uncle at the BBQ July 2, 2017