cones

A word used when someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Derived from a line in the Wedding Singer when the limo driver was given a hard time for running over cones in a test drive.

They were cones!!!

by That's What She Said! January 14, 2009

coño

Cunt (from the Latin cunnus, as in cunnilingus). Used in Spanish, especially Latin American Spanish. Coño has a vulgar connotation but when used to refer to a person, coño is not always as derogatory as "cunt" is in American English--coño is more on par with "cunt" in the British sense of the term. It may also be used as an expletive.

Mira coño, you were supposed to be here with the money at 7, it's now 9:00, and I'm going to have to kick your ass.

You can take your money and stuff it in your mother coño, unless it's all full up with my dick right now.

by risingstarz March 1, 2009

coño

coño means cunt or something like that..its used in spain

¿por que coño hablas asi?
why the fuck do u talk like dat?

by Alaina Ivanova Castro May 13, 2005

ratio cognoscendi

A basis for comparing dick sizes. A fundamental source and end point for these comparisons to be justified from.

An american to a belgian. "It's a priori man My dick is bigger than yours ratio cognoscendi"

by americalovescanada February 8, 2012

coño

When translated to English, it means "cunt."

"Hay, mi coño papi! Tu pinga es muy largo!"

by Thomas The Tomato March 17, 2008

Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009

Big Russ and the Colossal Twats

Russell Crowe's little known rock band.

Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"

Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm

by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017