conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.

Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.

by oD Katz September 22, 2011

phone-coma

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.

I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.

by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

Coma build

A coma build is when you have small arm muscles/bicep from the front and when you flex they are small but you are REALLY STRONG.

You can lift really heavy and every expects you to be crushed under the weight you are lifting.

OMG look at that guy there what is he doing he so small he is built like a stick why is he putting over 200kg on the bar what is he thinking... (after lift) HOW!!! he is incredible he must have a super build a ultimate sleeper build a a aaa COMA BUILD he can really lfit that his strength is incredible thats the coma build

by Alehlete October 14, 2023

backwood coma

A phenomenon occurring directly after smoking multiple Backwood roaches out of a bong where someone passes out wile hitttng it and sometimes causes shaking and possibly throwing up

My buddy was ripping the roach out of the bong and went into a backwood coma

by Redwood forest July 23, 2017

Ass coma

When a male suffers from not looking at ass for a long time

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital

Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP

by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018

Rose Coma

The state of unconsciousness that occurs after using a rose clit stimulator toy to completion.

Her man thought she was out cheating, but she was home alone and put herself into a rose coma.

by JustJoshTX April 4, 2022