Classic Ice

1. A less well known substitute for Natty Ice. Brewed by the experts at Milwaukee's Premium Brewing Company, it is 6.0 percent alcohol, but somehow manages to have a far more palatable flavor, especially after the first few are consumed. It has been suggested that the best way to have your first one or two of the night is to shotgun them. Dirt cheap, better tasting, and the official beer of the Jive Turkeys, classic is the classy ice beer.

2. Classic Ice kills more brain cells, causes more stupid decisions, and leads to more fun than your weak Natural Light. Shotgun it, funnel it, pour it in a fancy glass and discuss philosophy while drinking it; just remember, you can’t have just one.

Every Friday afternoon we need to go to the brewthru to buy 30 racks of delicious Classic Ice.

Dude, I shotgunned so many Classics last night I couldn't even stand up.

Will: Hey Mark, what do you call Classic Ice?
Mark: The True College Beer.

by TheSuze December 5, 2007

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022

English Class

The bullshitiest pile of fuck class in existence, consists of writing essays and reading books irrelevant to your life and the world and analyzing every word in a book

Doug: I have to read Homer's odyssey in English Class
Seth: that's some bullshit right there

by Jenteria May 23, 2020

Classic Goth

One of a darker persona who enjoys the beauties of life that others have forgotten. Unlike the plain goth, death metal or other such music is not the only form of audio entertainment. The Dies Irae, Kyrie, Adagio for Strings, works by Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman, and Agnus Dei are also popular amongst this crowd. Classic Goths' oriantation borders on the strange and unique, and is one of the most abnormal form of goth. More often than not, Classic Goths are artistic in many feilds, some of which include Gothic Archetexture, Renisance art, singing, writing, and the playing of darker, older instruments (harp, violin, pipe organ, etc)
Popularity and 'fitting in' are at the bottom of the Classic Goth's to-do list. In fact, one will find that the Classic Goth often remains aloof from her/his fellow person, finding that solitude allows for better inspiration. Contrary to the cliche that Goths of any form worship Satan, Classic Goths DO NOT, under any circimstances, fit this definition.

You can always find a classic goth deeply immersed in writings and musical pieces of a higher mindset.

by Angelique Noël January 23, 2009

iJazzy Classical

iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti. The internet radio station operating under the name of iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%). So iJazzy Classical broadcast 100% Jazz live on air and across the internet. The internet radio station' slogan is known as 'iJazzy Keeps You In Good Mood' and it has reached out million of listeners and stream play worldwide.

Are you aware that iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?

by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019

stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

Class of 2020

The people who will hopefully graduate in the year 2020 and are being robbed of their final moments in school.

Man, the class of 2020 is an unlucky bunch of kids.

by Satan666=me April 3, 2020