chester the cat

Chester an imaginary cat who's name was derived from Alice in wonderlands "chesher cat".

he almost always appears when your stoned or smashed, and is about the size of a fully grown elephant.

he lives in a garage because he is too big to sleep inside. And he appears different to each person.

Omg it's Chester the cat i must be so smashed right now.

by till, tam, ash and tash August 9, 2008

chesterfield king

A joint rolled with a type of marajuina called chesterfield. It became famous by the band Jawbreaker in a song called chesterfield king. which was covered by Face to face and has thus become a nick name for weed. this specific strand of weed is laced with substances linked to romance. It will make you fall in love... Believe me.

Do all the chicks smoke these things? I Handed her a Chesterfield king. held you hand wathced tv, traced the lines along your palm.

by T. murder April 29, 2006

chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 26, 2006

west chester

A suburb that truely blows. A township that has become so filled with sprawl and crappy developments, it redefines the ghetto. Moving there gives you blue balls for sure.

Donde vives?
En West Chester.
The ghetto is tough man.
Si.

by Lamarn December 28, 2005

chester drawers

A female whose chest hangs past her drawers

She surely has her Chester drawers on

by jo jo brass January 28, 2016

chesterbate

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.

Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.

by the mad adore December 19, 2007

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003