Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode

Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025

Chewbacco

When you are so poor that you chew your tobacco

Imma chewbacco myself to sleep tonight

by Acehannibal July 7, 2025

Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010

Funky Chewbacca

A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.

Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.

(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....

by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012

purple chewbacca

Shitty weed

I bought some purple chewbacca from tyrone. That shit was whack.

by billcosby69 March 6, 2015

Shaving Chewbacca

Think about it...

Can' t figure it out?
Tough luck, you're shaving Chewbacca mate!

by TheBlellumBliss February 1, 2016

The Chewbacca

Your girl is throating you while you’re choking her to get it tighter. Just as you release your man-batter into her awaiting belly, punch her in the throat, and you will her Chewbacca.

I was with my girl Netflix’n & Chill’n and got the urge to do The Chewbacca on her. It sounded identical to that big monkey.

by GrandeCassaPiquentoFamilia September 8, 2021