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champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024
mugGet the champagne womanmug.

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss
I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss
by Some_G September 22, 2022
mugGet the Champagne Pissmug.

Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.
1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
mugGet the Metaphorical Champagnemug.

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
mugGet the Wetherspoons Champagnemug.

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.
Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.
by Txorromorro March 15, 2025
mugGet the American Champagnemug.

Alabama champagne waterfall

It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
by Stabby knives July 5, 2025
mugGet the Alabama champagne waterfallmug.

Sippin that champagne

When someone is going for more despite gaining more than he originally had.
Ron - Yo you see Adam going in on that hand?
Joe - Yeah he be Sippin That Champagne right there.
by Thighs = Demise March 10, 2019
mugGet the Sippin that champagnemug.

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