Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 04, 2018

cat

annoying feline creatures

the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump

by the person who exists February 18, 2022

Cat

1. A clever and independent feline companion, often described as "cute"

2. A "cool" kid or a jazz musician

3. Aparently a bad guy from a video game.

1. Toddy is my cat, he is not very nice to Robby, my dog, but is plesent to have around anyways

2. Look at Bob, he's one cool cat OR I heard Jimmy in a band with some cool cats

3. I know nothing of this subject, except that Cat is an evil bass stealing mastermind from a video game

by ☆ButterflyBlue☆ June 25, 2017

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021

Cat

A cat

U my cat

by June 14, 2022

Cat

Living paper shredders

That cat just shredded the curtains!

by RandomLoser123 January 05, 2021

Cat

The opposite to a Dog

Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry, its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man March 17, 2016