candy goth

This is usually a goth type person, who just mixes his/her(usually her) normal black with bright colors. Like striped socks from Hot Topic or something.

person: i love that goth chicks black and lime green striped socks
other person: she's not goth, she's "candy goth"

by TangoMaureen December 19, 2005

Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 2, 2016

Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.

Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!

by jetpackboy14 November 1, 2009

Candy Hangover

Similar to hangover, a candy hangover is what happens in the days following Halloween when you eat too much candy. The symptoms include but are not limited to: headaches, stomach aches, nausea, puking, and being dehydrated.

"how much candy did you get?"
"tons! But i ate the whole bag and got a candy hangover."

by jeweledgirl November 1, 2011

rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.

Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!

by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012