cali sparks

A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.

PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"

DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"

PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."

DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"

by conflex December 22, 2015

Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.

Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.

by Fleppard April 18, 2021

Chiara Cali

HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE SHE KILLS U- SHES A DEVIL BE AWAR

sister: AKKKKKK CHIARA DONT KILL ME PLEASEEE
chiara: hEHehEhE IM CHIARA CALI IM KILLING U
sister: *dead*

by mrs barney January 9, 2022

Cali

An athletic person who is cute with an artistic person. It's more cute if they both like red.

Cali likes vegetables.

Cali likes red. Just like the person who likes Cali.

by Revenue June 12, 2018

Calie

A BABE....

Jason: dang that girl is hot
Linda: she must be a calie

by Caliecolision April 30, 2021

Deportivo Cali

Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad

Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate

by divertido casi January 26, 2017

Cali-Wine

The sexual act of dressing up like an avocado for your partners enjoyment, any sexual act can be performed as long as they are in FULL avocado attire.

I just wanna go home and Cali-Wine tonight if that’s ok.

by Jojo555 November 23, 2021