Calvin

Calvin is one of them sit back chill niggaz. He is a smart boy and is very attractive so if I were you I would go find a Calvin.

Girlfriend:it's over Boyfriend:why Girlfriend: I need someone smart I need a Calvin

by Greattest March 8, 2020

Calvin Smith

A dude whos very sexy and amazing at fortnite but he doesnt get no girls

Guy 1: Calvin Smith is my NIGGA bro
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith

by Freddy Fastbear September 24, 2024

Calvin

A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).

The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022

Charles Calvin

The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

so yeh

Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭

Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭

by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021

Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.

"That bitch ass nigga Calvin

by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022

Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024