A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020
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Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017
Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.
All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.
All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.
by Hansihans December 09, 2022
by steppaz April 08, 2021
by Shitkey April 12, 2017
He's a crooked Dick.
by Wiseone57 May 07, 2022