Crooked

When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
by crooked.frog February 23, 2021
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Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 11, 2019
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Crook

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)
by jay parker November 26, 2022
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Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.
Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.
by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022
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Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.
by cyclopentane August 15, 2023
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Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough
My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!
by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017
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Crook

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person Ive ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020
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