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Crook

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020
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Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio May 31, 2020
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crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.
Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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nook the crook

A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.
Man my bank is worse than nook the crook!
by Clover172 January 12, 2024
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racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities
by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024
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crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023
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